This is a tiny collection of amusing signature files from USENET posts c.2000
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"Stupid compiler. Thats not an error, that's just bad programming."
Richard Sexton richard@panchax.gryphon.com
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"Cure the common code...Ban Basic" - Christine Linge
jmm@eci386.UUCP (John Macdonald)
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Geac J&E Systems Ltd. | uunet!geac!gjetor!adeboer | makes the lies the
Toronto, Ontario, Canada | #include <disclaimer.h> | salesman told come true.
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Engineers think that theory approximates reality. | Mathematicians never
Physicists think that reality approximates theory. | make the connection.
benoit@sirius.UVic.CA (Benoit de la Filolie)
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Name : Wolfgang Denk
DOMAIN : wd@pcsbst.pcs.[ COM From rest of world; DE From Europe ]
# "UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, #
# because that would also stop you from doing clever things." #
# -- Doug Gwyn #
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| storm@binkley.cs.mcgill.ca McGill University C Program Run. Run |
| Marc Wandschneider Montreal, CANADA Program Run. PLEASE |
| The Seven Dwarfs had a Bath and Felt Happy. |
| Happy Got out, So they Felt Grumpy. |
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If I can get mail to you via a legally registered fully qualified
domain name, you could be on Saturn for all I care.
-- quote by Bob Sutterfield <bob@MorningStar.Com>
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Joe Emenaker - Sexual Engineer | Our infernal mailer daemon has been quite
jemenake@nike.calpoly.edu | insitent that my signature be limited to just
| 4 lines. However, as you can see, I have
| figured out an elegant way to put as many as